Operator Please Just A Song About Ping Pong

(Hook)

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song about ping pong

(V1)

Money order money order hear it today

I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say

Money order money order hear it today

I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say

I got my got my got my got my racket in hand

Not leaving till I play don't think you understand

With that dirty dirty dirty dirty look on your face

I bet you know beef jerky has an after taste GO!

(V2)

Money order money order hear it today

I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say

Money order money order hear it today

I got another fifteen seconds and I'm ready to play I say

I got my got my got my got my racket in hand

Not leaving till I play don't think you understand

With that dirty dirty dirty dirty look on your face

I bet you know beef jerky has an after taste GO!

(Bridge)

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

Then I know you're hiding

If I know you're running

CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

I said CHEATER

You're favouritising the

I said LIAR

Opposing team

(Hook)

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song about Ping Pong.

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song

It's just a song about Ping Pong